Two dirty hippies were walking down the street and stopped at a red light. A catholic priest with his arm in a cast was waiting to cross.
"Hey man," asked one, "what happened?"
"I fell in the bathtub and broke my arm," replied the padre.
One hippie turned to the other and asked, "What's a bathtub?" The other replied, "How do I know, I'm not a Catholic."
Hold fast to God's hand and he will lead you safely through all trials. Whenever you cannot stand, He will carry you lovingly in His arms. Saint Franc...
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